Maybe just a regular ol stroke. Were they making toast samples?
Jumped-Up_Vulgarian
GerbilFeces
a stroke of some kind maybe
VegetableWishbone
ExcitingUse9715
Only if you fully submerge the sushi in the dip and fish it out with chop sticks
XROOR
TIL Walmart sells sushi
Chinchillamancer
you must be very very pregnant
NarviFox
Honestly Wallmart is the one place I won’t buy fish. I’m sure yours is fine but I had … an incident
presidentkokoro
I feel this is a “maybe yes” more than it is a “maybe maybe”. But anything is possible so I’m not sure.
You should have gotten some Bugles as plan B, just in case.
spiralqq
Bad breath tacklebox
Tasty_Lead_Paint
You know what? I’d try it. Plenty of sushi rolls have cream cheese, so sour cream with a bunch of onion flavor to cut back on the tanginess wouldn’t be the worst thing.
bimjob23
A stroke hit at walmart*
uncertainusurper
Sacrilege on several fronts.
failed_messiah
And? Did it slap?
Winter_Whole2080
Just deep fry the sushi and then it’ll be perfect
Mammoth_Lychee_8377
Nope. That tuna has been scraped from the carcasses of fish that are left behind after the nicer cuts of have been removed. Very much like a ground tuna, and it usually goes bad faster than solid tuna.
A sushi designed to travel across the country and sit on a shelf for way too long.
Garglenips
😟😧 I don’t even have words, just shock… gonna have to try it and hope I don’t puke.
bby-yes
how’d it taste OP?
canolafly
Or just a stroke. But I’ve never had mayo and sushi rice together to impart any real wisdom.
Miserable-Ad5401
I’m pretty sure KingCobraJFS has already done this.
LiveFreeProbablyDie
Regular spicy tuna is S tier and Philly Roll is pretty good, why not?
Designer_Head_1024
Your toilet will never recover
frivolousfry
A Philadelphia roll has salmon and cream cheese. This doesn’t seem like a stretch to me. I’d probably add something on top for texture though.
nobodyhere_357
Genius? Or madness?
Detlef_Schrempf
No
insane_social_worker
Um. Idk. Ummm. Uhhhh. Ok, I’ll try that ish!
Litdaze
You’re right on the stroke part.
0bxyz
That sushi looks generous for Walmart
Desperate-Size3951
i feel sick
LauraPa1mer
Walmart has sushi in the US??
Krautmonster
WindowsOverOS
A stroke of diarrhea
MillionDollarBloke
Humble_Insect_5695
I hate you.
Worst part is, it probably tastes alright too
HowLongCanIMakeACock
Bro’s about to be parked on the chetter
1spicygarlicsauce
This is what happens when your dealer gets some new goods in stock
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Japanese/French fusion at its finest.
Oh hell nah idk maybe
Maybe just a regular ol stroke. Were they making toast samples?
a stroke of some kind maybe
Only if you fully submerge the sushi in the dip and fish it out with chop sticks
TIL Walmart sells sushi
you must be very very pregnant
Honestly Wallmart is the one place I won’t buy fish. I’m sure yours is fine but I had … an incident
I feel this is a “maybe yes” more than it is a “maybe maybe”. But anything is possible so I’m not sure.
You should have gotten some Bugles as plan B, just in case.
Bad breath tacklebox
You know what? I’d try it. Plenty of sushi rolls have cream cheese, so sour cream with a bunch of onion flavor to cut back on the tanginess wouldn’t be the worst thing.
A stroke hit at walmart*
Sacrilege on several fronts.
And? Did it slap?
Just deep fry the sushi and then it’ll be perfect
Nope. That tuna has been scraped from the carcasses of fish that are left behind after the nicer cuts of have been removed. Very much like a ground tuna, and it usually goes bad faster than solid tuna.
A sushi designed to travel across the country and sit on a shelf for way too long.
😟😧 I don’t even have words, just shock… gonna have to try it and hope I don’t puke.
how’d it taste OP?
Or just a stroke. But I’ve never had mayo and sushi rice together to impart any real wisdom.
I’m pretty sure KingCobraJFS has already done this.
Regular spicy tuna is S tier and Philly Roll is pretty good, why not?
Your toilet will never recover
A Philadelphia roll has salmon and cream cheese. This doesn’t seem like a stretch to me. I’d probably add something on top for texture though.
Genius? Or madness?
No
Um. Idk. Ummm. Uhhhh. Ok, I’ll try that ish!
You’re right on the stroke part.
That sushi looks generous for Walmart
i feel sick
Walmart has sushi in the US??
A stroke of diarrhea
I hate you.
Worst part is, it probably tastes alright too
Bro’s about to be parked on the chetter
This is what happens when your dealer gets some new goods in stock
Bro don’t fucking do it I swear to God
I mean…. how was it?
No
Gross.